Woolworths. 9.00pm. Somewhere deep in the lower Hunter Valley. The Country Mouse and I were doing some shopping at our local mall when who did I spy in the dairy section but a cross dresser. Not a great cross dresser, he still had a 5 o'clock shadow (5.00pm shadow?), but a true blue Aussie cross dresser nonetheless. He had a slightly Mrs. Doubtfire persona happening, certainly more housewife than hooker.
The Country Mouse was stunned. I was impressed - had the Hunter just had a moment of sexual diversity? The Country Mouse was adamant, Mrs. Doubtfire was not from 'around here'. He deadpanned 'You must have brought him up from the city'.
They are everywhere - you just got to find them & sadly they are not imports from Sydney !!
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